both of em left me alone again

two hot girls just left my house and I still have to spank
I thought I had it lock, straight up no doubt but I still had to spank

I brushed my teeth and wore nice clothes
I trimmed my goatee and plucked the hair out of my nose
I told funny jokes and we smoked my dope
I spent so much that I almost went broke

two hot girls just left my house and I still have to spank
I thought I had it lock, straight up no doubt but I still had to spank

I wasnt rude, I fed her all my food
way had a great time and drank all the wine
then she smoked up all my weed like that shit was free
and im thinking yippee she’s really into me
then she said oh look at the time, I work at nine
and im think what about sex but too late, she left
so know if feeling all depressed, cuz I got all nicely dressed

and I had two hot girls right at my house


Posted

in

by

Tags: