listen to your mom
she knows best
you’ve had that one
why don’t you try the rest?
you think you’re blessed
to revel in this mess?
Don’t have sex with your ex
you wanna nail a female
that’s failed every test?
I don’t know what will happen
but I’ve got a good guess
you say she’s changed
I’m not impressed!
don’t have sex with your ex
don’t you remember
the last time she left
you told me she’s someone
you’d forever detest
now she expects you to accept her
and forgive and forget?
Well, go ahead.
But don’t have sex with your ex.
I know you’re alone
and she’s got real big breasts
but it’s your best bet
to get a new pet
I suggest
you set sail
for the west
don’t have sex with your ex
how many times you want your life wrecked?
Whatever happened to self-respect?
why do I bother wasting my breath?
don’t have sex with your ex
it all comes undone
when you get undressed
your gonna end up deranged
and deeply depressed
I know you won’t listen
but I wanna get this off my chest
don’t have sex with your ex
I suspect
you’re addicted to neglect
you quest with zest
to be stressed
to excess
let me guess
you’re gonna settle for less
but I will not rest
or digress
from my protest
don’t have sex with your ex