i love you so much i want to fart dragons.
i want to poop leprechauns.
i want to jack off till unicorns come out of my dick.
i love you so much i want to pull the devil out of your mothers ass.
i love you so much i want to make love to elephant snot.
i love you so much i want to vomit up a black hole that is so big it can swallow my cock.
i love you so much i want my balls to be eaten by alligators that end up being your shoes.
i love you so much i want to donate my legs to cannibals.
i love you so much i want to be the cannibal that ate my legs.
i love you so much i want my nipples to turn into medusas, with snakes around my areolas,
and i want all those snakes to spit feces in the face of authority.
i love you so much i want to eat my cum off of your face.
i love you so much i want to jump in front of every dick headed your way,
and satisfy it better than you ever could, before it gets to you
i love you so much i want to steal your fathers gun out of your mouth before you eat the bullet
and i want to polish it nicely and hand it back to you, count to three, and call you a pussy when youre too afraid to pull the trigger
i love you so much i want to drive you to your clients when they pay you to punch them in the dick, but only after you punch me in the dick.
i love you so much i want to crush my bones into white powder and tell you its cocaine so i can be up your nose all night long till every drop of me is gone
i love you so much i want to live in my van while you do drugs and make out with bearded hipsters and their girlfriends that pop kiss you while you call the cops on me
i love you so much i want you to dump me for a real artist, that is so good you are afraid to tell him that you are a hooker, so you come back to me, and then try to kill yourself.
i love you so much i want you tell me about time you were giving this guy a massage and he was being disrespectful so you took off your underwear and strangled with him and charged him four hundred dollars
i love you so much i want your father who was never there for you to blame me for your immorality, and chase me away, only to have you go back to the guys who really have the drugs
i love you so much i want to beg you every night to take your puppy to the vet so we can get rid of the rash it that keeps it chewing and scratching its spit wet stinking dog fur when we are trying to have sex
i love you so much i want you to lie to me when i tell you my therapist said i have emotional issues and cant be in a relationship with someone who is not really in the relationship with me fully because i will relive the trauma of losing my family every day because i will sense the insecurity and it will hurt, painfully.
i love you so much i want you to tell me there is no one else when there really really is.
i love you so much i want you to punch me in the face and then tell me its not really abuse because you were on meth and therefore it doesnt count.
i love you so much i want you to take the poems i wrote you and kind of rewrite them and send them to other guys.
i love you so much i want you to tell me about how you cock teased your drug dealer boss with multiple sclerosis that was in love with you until he cried.
i love you so much i want you to do cocaine to forget that you had an abortion, that you had to have, because the fetus was fucked up, because while you didnt know you were pregnant, you did tons of drugs, to forget the guy who knocked you up and dumped you cuz he just wanted you for sex. and i want you to cry over that guy and i want you to think im a loser for loving you.
i love you so much i want you to tell me about how your mother told you never to let a man know how much money you took home that night.
i love you so much i want you to fuck me and fuck me and fuck me and fuck me and fuck me and fuck me and fuck me then throw me away.
i love you so much that i dont want to love you at all.