oh shit! the coach is so toasted he exploded

You see that big dirty greasy spoon in that filthy sink, you better pick that shit up and start shoveling that piping hot steaming pot of slow cooked cheese-ified-beef-bean-jalapeno-chili-madness down your heathen gullet! You better scarf that shit down till you puke! Then you better scoop it up and gobble it right back down. Then run like you got flames bursting out your ass cuz you my friend are godamned puke fueled ball of flaming excrement!

Do now get out there and win this game!


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