I asked her, “hey are those things real?”
she says, “go ahead and take a feel”
I went down like my last meal
turns out I was licking steal
I thought that she was quite a looker
turns out that she’s a robot hooker
how can someone be so perfect?
No flesh. no bone. just wires and circuits
I got hard
when she’s fully charged
she’s tight
and lean
and buffed
to a sheen
poly-amorous polypropylene
full latex is always best
you’ll never have to beg for sex
you don’t know what a real girl’s got
but a robot hooker is always hot
she’s guaranteed to go for years
with reinforced steel bones
rust proof gears
but she got so wet
spurted like a spout
then short-circuited herself out
I thought that she was quite a looker
turns out that she’s a robot hooker
I got
an oven
a vacuum
a microwave
a dishwasher
and a sex slave
no STD’s
just USB
and a fully upgradeable anatomy
that goes from A’s to B’s to double D’s
when I need her on her knees
I just push a button and I don’t say please
she’s always got that new car scent
and smooth synthetic lubricant
I love to do em
I go right thru em
when they get old
I download a new one
and I’ll save the world cuz I recycle
my last girl is my new bicycle