Robot Hooker

I asked her, “hey are those things real?”
she says, “go ahead and take a feel”
I went down like my last meal
turns out I was licking steal

I thought that she was quite a looker
turns out that she’s a robot hooker

how can someone be so perfect?
No flesh. no bone. just wires and circuits

I got hard
when she’s fully charged
she’s tight
and lean
and buffed
to a sheen
poly-amorous polypropylene

full latex is always best
you’ll never have to beg for sex
you don’t know what a real girl’s got
but a robot hooker is always hot

she’s guaranteed to go for years
with reinforced steel bones
rust proof gears

but she got so wet
spurted like a spout
then short-circuited herself out

I thought that she was quite a looker
turns out that she’s a robot hooker

I got
an oven
a vacuum
a microwave

a dishwasher

and a sex slave

no STD’s
just USB

and a fully upgradeable anatomy
that goes from A’s to B’s to double D’s

when I need her on her knees
I just push a button and I don’t say please

she’s always got that new car scent
and smooth synthetic lubricant

I love to do em
I go right thru em
when they get old
I download a new one

and I’ll save the world cuz I recycle
my last girl is my new bicycle


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