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happy birthday lucifer
dont forget to pick up candles
and a yak. your mother
needs to mow the front porch.
the floorboards are getting too
high. the llamas have been
complaining. especially Dolly.
she’s the worst. Every
day i kill her but she comes back
and steals the toys out of
my box of cherrios. Im gonna
tell her the moon is no longer for
sale. Shes gonna have to give the
reciept back to the Woolworths
that she bought it from
back in 92. Hey curt cobain.
do you like crispy creme?
Hot donuts now. the federal reserve
is a satanic cult bent on world domination.
froot loops taste like roller coasters.
milk and meat aint kosher. my rabbi hates
rabbits cuz frogs say ribbit. you will find
no shelter from helter skelter. i belt
her, pelt her, and felt her best breast.
do not detest cuz surely i jest. Bush was cia when
they killed kennedy.
favors for favors is a deadly flavor.
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savor the razor. then shave her, ralph nader.
and blaze her darth vader, with lazer fried taters.
tots for lunch. take the kids to canada before
the volcano says its time for irish spring.
satanic symbols crash like symbols on a drumkit.
like knight rider. danger micheal. the a-team is coming.
i pity the fool who knows that grandaddy bush
was busted by hoover for working with nazi’s.
by by bank.
hello dolly parton. cancer by the carton. pardon me, do you have any grey poop
on your car. those birds are aweful productive.
bird on a wire tap. the patriot act was planned before
the planes hit the towers. I ran to iraq cuz my afghan is standing on north korea. big red button. see ya.
a golden shower by those in power, devour their sour milk.
barbwire and silk. pavement paves the way for chocolate
trees to be planted in solid soil. circumsiced by circumstance. the moil got boiled cuz the jerks blame the jew.
thats how they refuse to lose. then well have to
adopt a cabbage patch kid. and we will wait till he is grown
to tell him we are not really ours. muther fucker.
break her breaker sixty niner. bust her fuck her hump doer.
break her break her sixty nine her. two candidates. skull and bones. jolly roger. over and out.