The Muppet Show is a Metaphor

people dont get it man, but the muppet show is a metaphor, for how fucked up the world is. See, theres kermit, he’s the little green amphibious reptilian that runs shit man. He’s the big deal at the show. He’s the ancient ringleader.

Then theres the pig. She’s like the masses, she just wants to get fat, have a little romance, and enjoy her big moment in the show, but the frog, he just fucks her, but he dont give her shit, and she dont get to be in the show. Now he pretends he doesnt want it, but she’s all heartbroken cuz nobody sees it, but he fucks her off camera.

Then theres the technology eye in the sky guy, scooter, and he’s up there working for the amphibian reptile just watching shit, making sure the cameras are pointed right at the alien. See, he’s the star of the show, he’s like the messiah from another world. It even came out, in 1992, that gonzo is an alien from another planet, so ya man,

then theres fozzy, and he represents the animals, or you know, whats left of em, cuz nobody cares about him and he’s treated as a bad joke.

And rolf, he’s hollywood, and that guy, running around throwing fish that swing around and smash himself in the face while dropping bombs and mischief , he’s the military industrial complex.

And then theres the two old guys, see, theyre the freemasons, and theyre just making fun of shit, but its cuz, they built the place you know? So they can talk all the shit they want, cuz they own the building, and you can tell, cuz theyre the only two guys there with something to say, who aint even workin.


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