Romance in my Pants

I just want to work 6 minutes a month
and still pull down enough to take hookers to lunch
I’m blowing my wads of cash and come
I used to be young but I’m still fucking
dumb
I wake up
take a nap
smoke crack and smack
do jazz hands and tap dance then collapse

please clap

I got to jack till it’s blue and black
then have a heart attack
and make art from that

Seriously I’m ridiculous
A real dick you lick despite my ick and ticks
I felt the kiss of the eternal itch so sick of cid but can i have a hit?

One stamp of consciousness
You’ll understand what a con it all is
This world is saccharine syrup sugar fake pop fizzy jizz
Mother nature must hate all of her kids

There’s a chaos in the calm of my storm I’ve been a whore since the day I was born
I’m a turtle jumping hurdles with proper form
While torn by horny thorn of scorn and porn
Everyone hates me baby but hey that’s life
How you doing lately? i bet everything’s nice

Im backward and upside down
Starring in a drama dressed as a clown
I’m inside out and downside up
And i fell in love
with just wanting to fuck

Can’t fake the funk when your fate been sunk
I’m late for a date with a skunk for lunch
Shes a mirage that i bought a corsage
To kiss in my car in a closed garage
Im kind of odd says santa clause and god
They seem to believe that I’m perfectly flawed

I climb rhyme vines
flying swinging i glide
Slide thru the sky like im trying to to die
I want to sue a side of mind
It keeps my brain insane with pain every time there’s a fine line but i wrote it it’s mine
You’ll never bleed so easily poetry is the disease for me

I manage to bandage the damage with verse
stranded alone with this poem damn it still hurts 
I can’t stand this grandiose dirt
What are words worth between one and the worms?

Im backward and upside down
Staring in a drama dressed as a clown
I’m inside out and downside up
And i fell in love with just wanting to fuck


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