i dont care if she’s dark and evil
i just want a girl that does her kegels
she feels like shes barely legal
shes fourty three but she does her kegels
spends all my cash feeding cats and seagulls
i dont give a fuck cuz she does her kegels
dont give a shit if she’s ugly as a beagle
i just want a girl that does her kegels
i met this girl she was crazy hot
but it aint worth shit cuz shes got a lazy twat
she spends all my cash feeding cats and seagulls
shes so tight it feels barely legal
she’s fourty five but she does her kegels
she spends all my cash feeding cats and seaguls
i show respect and i treat my queens regal
but you know that means she’s got to do her kegels
i show respect and i treat my queens regal
but she cant neglect to do her kegels
hey baby whats your name
ok thats cool not at all lame
i’ll let you know what my husle is all about
can you make your special muscle scream and shout
can you make it whisper so discreetly
about how when it locks on wont release me
grip that dick lick an iron fist
it flicks like a wrist doing flips and twists
its like a deep kiss i cant resist
its all wet but you can bet nothing drips
vacuum packed it snaps like real tight lid
i would get pissed and miss that shit