We battle a codependant weed addicted laziness that would destroy most weaker men.
how bout a chines restaurant that serves nothing but cats, insects, guinie pigs, and other little weird things they only eat in china? we can call it Just Wongs.
if i had to choose between a great pair of tits are a big ass, im taking the bit ass. why? cuz chances are, pretty soon, im gonna be watching em walk out the door.
but now if you want them to stick around, you dont go for the big ass
you go for the pretty face, cuz do you want kids with a big ass, or do you want kids with a pretty face?
you know what i want a hot jew girl for christmas
And if she says no, thats fine too, dont take it personal. I women couldnt spot a decent guy if he’s right under her nose, begging her for sex.
The only reason jews have all these laws are to avoid women on their periods. We gave up milk and meat. We gave up pork. We gave up driving on saturday. We made all these laws for camouflage cuz if the only law was avoid women on their periods, theyd be on to us.
I dont talk shit . . . like thooose people
palm trees have no hands. LIES!
I saw this girl on a health show, she was like, im excited to talk about vaginal dryness, and i’m like, well, not excited enough
dont you fucking understand that you are a being of pure goddamn light?
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal that only burns you. Until you shove it some fuckers face
I saw a roach. So I killed it. Cuz I cant have a roach in my house, I still felt bad tho. But then a whole bunch of ants came, and started eating the roach, and like, carrying it away. So thats cool, one life lost can support many others. So after that, I felt like a great provider, but then I was like, hey, I cant have ants in my house.
you notice that when you get girls, you get more girls, just cuz you have girls? See? Pussy comes in spurts.
i’ll be your friend even if you dont have sex with me. So have sex with me.
I wanted this girl to jerk me off, but she didnt. You could say things got really out of hand.
its hard to be friends with the opposite sex. its almost impossible.. It gets hard, cuz it gets hard
dont you hate it when you fall for a girl, but she’s wasting her time with some loser, you know, like, with no job, no car, and he has cancer? Your like, lets go have dinner! you know, get to know eachother, and she’s like, what? I have a boyfriend, and he has cancer, and you’re like, ya, exactly. Wtf?
last night,
i had a dream that i woke up and that i couldnt go back to sleep. and then i woke up.
always remember, in the land of the one legged. he with a pair of socks, has a friend.