the promoter promised me two drinks for free
but i’ll probably get three cuz im so sexy
i slip in so easy
you can call me greasy
walk right by with ease
and dont bother sayin please
whether im alone or with my lover
i dont pay cover motherfucker
your stuck at the door, dressed like a whore
wondering what you got half naked for
you’ll never get passed me cuz im classy
if you ask me your just nasty
in need of a good waxing
im not sassy just exacting
im ruthless with the truth cuz whats the use of being confused
i dont wait i’ll tell you straight
i dont debate with suckers
and i dont pay cover mother fucker
drop off at the front with a rolled blunt and i dont run from anyone
the cops stop and drop their jaw and start playing with their guns
theyre just wishin i assume the position but my handcuffs are just for fun