sperm herd

My girlfriend
Is getting dick picks again
From all of these men
When will it end?

I cant eat
I cant sleep
Its just d d d
She makes five bucks each

None of these losers
Will ever get to do her
They sit at their computer
Taking pics of their pee shooters

Its not funny
I know she loves me
But we need the money
So they keep on cumming
And cumming
And cumming

She looks great
And theyll never get a taste
And so they have to masturbate
But couldnt they wait
Till after our date?

This guys got no girth
That guys wider
Heres the waiter
With our appetizers

This guys big
That guys short
Ill have the fish
She will have the pork

That guys huge
That looks like it would hurt
Lets do chocolate lava? Shall we?
For dessert.

I would never hurt her
Disrespect or desert her
Only i deserve her
Because im not a pervert
Paying a sex worker
Hey she bought me a shirt
With money from her sperm herd

I cant eat
I cant sleep
Its jist d d d
She makes five bucks each

This shits so dumb i fuckin hate it
Whyd i have to love a dominatrix?
I got a job but its not the greatest
But we got the rent and these perverts are what pays it

Its ok im fuckin great
Could you please  put your phone on.  vibrate?


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