everything goes wrong at the strip club
for a hundred bucks I better get my dick sucked
pay how much?
not to bust a nut?
my dick is dry
but I just got fucked
look at that stripper as she works the pole
from the ceiling to the ground
then upside down and on the floor
see her slithering like a snake
the only thing she’s gonna swallow
is the money you make
you wanna get laid?
you’re gonna raped
trade your hard-earned money
for a hard-on that aches
you’re as blue as your balls
cuz you blew all your pay
but you didn’t get blown
just turned on then turned away
I spent the rent, where do I tell my girl it went?
I’m hell-bent on sleeping on cement
hopeless and homeless cuz this hoe’s tits
are so thick
dick grows, mind slows,
porno controlled blood flow
think you can stop after one lapdance?
if that hoe is hot I say fat chance
you’ll give her all you got in the pockets
of your pants. you’re as upright as a rocket
but she stops
before you blast
but that bitch did tricks that glued her to my dick
and she’s gonna get rich cause I can’t resist
wrong everything goes wrong
for a hundred bucks I better get my dick sucked
pay how much not to bust a nut?
I was getting kinda drunk but I ran out of cash
high on that skunk and a handful of ass
but nothing fun is meant to last
but I’m still thankful I got a tankful of gas
so I stumble passed the whores, right out the door
it was getting to be late, like half past four
I thought my great big bed was all I had in store
but the red and blue lights
meant there’s gonna be more
I did too many white lines
to stay between the white lines
smoked so much green
I nearly blew my mind
I could have sworn it was yellow but I ran a red light
right in front of a cop with my cock held tight
jacking off in the car cuz I was rock hard
I knew I wouldn’t get far when I left the bar
so I pulled on over to the side of the road
stopped pulling my dick and still blew my load
“hey, you know how fast you were going?
oh you must have been with strippers
the puddle in your pants is growing”
now im addicted to these bitches
and i keep on getting tickets. i can’t stop
it’s like a sickness .I get twitches. can’t resist it
everything goes wrong at the strip club
for a hundred bucks i better get my dick sucked
pay how much not to bust a nut?
my dick is dry but i just got fucked
she said meet me after work and the hotel
across the street
where try to be discreet
i do this a couple of times a week
if you like me here
you gonna love me there
where i do it all
so dont be scared
i got to the hotel, walked in the room
saw no girl, just two big goons
i met my doom on a quest for poon
but why i got shot is anybody’s guess
i had already blown my wad
and had no money left
so i meet with all my brethren
here in the seven heavens
where everybody mentions
that they had the best intentions
no one told them when they went in
that it was a sweet deception
and that they would be destined
to ask themselves these questions
what happened to my money?
what happened to my wife?
I saw that big ass clapping
and it ruined my life