Pirate Booty

She got herpeies sharing slurpies
with the harpies at the mall
she got nervy and then got scurvy
when she licked a pirates balls
she got a canker from a banker,
who made a late withdrawal
she lesions from the legions
that she sucked off like pall malls
her soar throat was from a cream float
she enjoyed in a bathroom stall
she was a swinger serving singers
till she caught the clap from that mac
lou rawls
it was a bummer how quickly summer
hummed along into the fall
in spring she was a sprinter, because in winter,
she could not make house calls
but when she got sleepy in a tepee
she caught small pox from the seminole
she got carpal tunnel because the sun will
set and she’d still be texting lol lol lol
she didnt care – I would just stare -her legs in the air
-made her seem ten feet tall
I was her stalker, just a gawker, a doctor
who swore he cured it all
till I sweet talked her, a streetwalker,
who was so damned sick she crawls