You lovely ladies wanna see
how god blessed me?
I’m sending seven inches
of holiday glee.
Its dick pics for Christmas!
Oh, the tingle I felt it really jingled bells,
cuz I’m a lover with a stocking stuffer
and Its dick pics for Christmas!
I’m making a wad, of fresh egg nog.
so think of my cock as a yuletide log.
I got laid off, I got no job,
I can’t afford jack squat,
but I can sure jack off,
so I hope you get hot
as roasted chestnuts cuz i got
Dick pics for Christmas!
I put the missile in missile toe
with
Dick Pics for Christmas!