Category: Ridicusick

We battle a codependant weed addicted laziness that would destroy most weaker men. how bout a chines restaurant that serves nothing but cats, insects, guinie pigs, and other little weird things they only eat in china? we can call it Just Wongs. if i had to choose between a great pair of tits are a…

You see that big dirty greasy spoon in that filthy sink, you better pick that shit up and start shoveling that piping hot steaming pot of slow cooked cheese-ified-beef-bean-jalapeno-chili-madness down your heathen gullet! You better scarf that shit down till you puke! Then you better scoop it up and gobble it right back down. Then…

two hot girls just left my house and I still have to spankI thought I had it lock, straight up no doubt but I still had to spank I brushed my teeth and wore nice clothesI trimmed my goatee and plucked the hair out of my noseI told funny jokes and we smoked my dopeI…

i dont care if she’s dark and evil i just want a girl that does her kegelsshe feels like shes barely legal shes fourty three but she does her kegelsspends all my cash feeding cats and seagulls i dont give a fuck cuz she does her kegels dont give a shit if she’s ugly as…

baybe im a king konggodzillahustla i got a big ding dongguaranteed to bust ya got a ferrarilamborghinibenzgot enough carsto run over all your friends babieim filthyrich and loadeddrink so much top shelf my liver exploded baby im the big timetop notch pinnacleso damn earnestyet sinfully cynicalit cyclicali treat you wellthen like hellcuz it rings your…

A wound gapingwith boneexposedcome for one last kiss And . . . to throw dirt The black moon that shines shadows has confused us all They have changed the channel. . . on us The ancient ceremonyThe skull and bladeThe disco ballThe strobe lightThe cover charge ceremony of demandsprayers of the spoiledtelevision and the templegod…

nobody nows that nobody shows up for my shows cuz nobody goesnobody came and nobody paind and idgaf i play anywaywhen im stage its just one man cuz nobody wants to be in my band.

in the morning when the sun first glows, while you’re still sleeping and the rooster crows, i dont make coffee on the stove, no i smoke a bowl and blow my load, yes i smoke a bolw and blow my load im just a slob with out a job so i smoke pot and i…

Pinching on your stash till your shit is all cashed sucking on your bong till every toke is fucking gone smoking your whole joint hes really disappointing you just rolled a blunt, and now its already done. Oh the toll he takes, when he smokes your vapes its incredibly how he devoured my edibles and…

Why am I awake?As the sky brakes in to day?The night has gone awayand still, I toss and turn in vain I’m lost in a lonely painas tho, no one knows my namelike I’m on some other planelike there’s not even a point to prayingno one believes what I’m sayingbut my mouth still shouts out…