Category: the big blue bag of little red flags

  • Professional confessional

    If the grocery store man writes you a poem it’s cuz he loves you if a car review of home write you a poem it’s because he loves you if the bank teller writes you a poem it’s cuz he loves you if the fireman writes you a poem it’s because he loves you if…

  • PUT THE OUCH IN VOUCH

    so everydayi ask my coworkerwho knows this girllet me tell you this girl’s beautifulso i ask my coworkerto tell that beautiful girlman let me also tell you shes also very talented and yeah i tell my coworkerpleasetell that beautiful talented girli just think she’s beautiful and talentedthat im not some obsessed lunatic psychopathand man, you…

  • ODD IS GOD

    everything is meant to beeven if it seems mean to me i cant help but thinkthe universe likes to wink every time i blinkso many signs in synch! all i want to know iswho the hell wrote this? whose the terrible writerthat said my character should like her? whos the horrible authorwho thought it would…

  • Darling Darlene

    Darling Darlenewhy are you so meanwas i really that obsceneor is someone lying about me? you are really specialand people lie alotespecially crazy bitcheswho did dumb shit and got caught they wreck your lifeand blame you for the messand still want to cause you strifelong after you left dont matter if you forgave themso many…

  • ANOTHER SADDER DAY, MOURNING ON A SATURDAY MORNING

    just rememberas long as youre not going aroundfall in love all the time youre doing ok

  • I PICKED A STUPID HOUR
    TO USE MY SUPER POWERS

    lets have some funwith the spacetime continuumive seen it donein the comics more than once i just need yato get amnesiaor lets be friendsin another dimension i picked a bad timebecause i cant deny, youre right you thinks that itried to control your mind with rhymes i want to rebootthe comic book of me and…

  • Zip it idiot

    Non stoppingConstant talkingOh my GodI’m going to drop him I say this with nothing but loveHoly shitShut the fuck up I say this with nothing but loveOh my godShut the fuck up Just stop itI Can’t processAll this nonsenseThat you vomitConstant concepts

  • WE ARE NOT CONTENT WE ARE CONTENT

    sometimes i wishthings were different i dream of another worldwhere we might have metunder better circumstances where maybe it wouldnt beso far fetchedthat you and icould actually be something like real friendsbut more likei could be there for youno matter what and take care of youno matter what and i could hold youthru thick and…

  • when my mom goes off her meds

    i get so depressedwhen she forgets to injestthat fake feeling of successthat allows her to restand show others respect i wish i was deadwhen my mom goes off her meds i dont want to livewhen she makes me feel like shit but how else can it go?hell is all she knows that is until she…

  • I’M SO DOUCHEY I SEDUCE ME

    I don’t write poemsfor you to fall in love with me I write poemsfor me to fall in love with me Because you didn’t