Category: Ridicusick

it used to be love but I’d had enoughbut I thought one day, I’d call your bluffwhen things got tough cuz I’ll pretend to be your friendcuz I never know when I’ll get a chance for revenge you made me wait what would be my fate?so much pain every day hearing you saythere could be…

I’m in lovewith the girl on the groundshe got so fucked upthat she just fell downshe stands stillwhile the world spins aroundand around and around and around and around. I’m in lovewith the female on the floorShe rocked a couple of shotsand then knocked backa few more Got home from the storeat like at half-past…

it is unfortunate that we spendthe most important days of our lives, weddings, births, ours and our children’s,the day we fall in love. the day we graduate, the day we don’t graduate,the day we fail, the day our loved ones die, the day we divorce,the day the right one leaves, the day the wrong one…

the begining of time, man has mined meaning hidden in rhyme, but in all of my searching, i could only find , just two lines to keep in mind want to be rich with chicks and never feel poor, i have two simple lines that you cannot ignore, if you want to get laid and…

she deleted me, repeatedlyshe deleted me, repeatedlyshe deleted me. repeatedly on mondayshe said, never againon tuesday she said,we wont be friendson wednesday she returned,then, off she wenton thursday she said, hi,this is goodbye, benon friday she came backjust for a sneak attackon saturday, she got me sad,then went her wayon sunday, nothing, maybeshe’ll stay away…

im a fuckin maniacswear i must be smoking crackmy eyes are red but my heart is blackim past the point of ever turning back my tongue is wagging and my legs are weaki can see the future and it is bleekim a loner on a losing streakim a half dead bird with a busted beak…

You lovely ladies wanna seehow god blessed me?I’m sending seven inchesof holiday glee. Its dick pics for Christmas! Oh, the tingle I felt it really jingled bells, cuz I’m a lover with a stocking stufferand Its dick pics for Christmas! I’m making a wad, of fresh egg nog.so think of my cock as a yuletide…

DONT WRITE THE WRONG SONG dance with me, in agonytwo black dragons that breathinfernal heat our hearts bleed, internally, eternallyturbulently, you turn to me i turn away. its a hurting gamethat burns away the fear of shamewe learn our names, then forget our faces displaced tracesof good gracesdefaced in basements enlaced with hatredthe greatest casesof…

Baby with you I share my soulnow give me that ass or you’ve got to go Baby its you I want for my wifeyou gotta give me the pussy or get out of my life Isn’t it funny how often we laugh?I’ll trade you a joke for a piece of that ass I cant say…

inebriated, in need but hated, alienated I had a sandwich but the aliens ate ithow will I manage? stay well sedatedwhats life when its painless?I don’t know but i’ll take it