Category: Ridicusick

inebriated, in need but hated, alienated I had a sandwich but the aliens ate ithow will I manage? stay well sedatedwhats life when its painless?I don’t know but i’ll take it

I believe all thought is prayerso I only send nice vibes thru the airI live my life and I’m never scaredcuz I’ve learned that truth comes in polar pairs the power of now, follow your blissits the dawn of the Age of Aquariusthe power of mind and quantum physicsthe illusion of coincidenceI’m serious about the…

She got herpeies sharing slurpieswith the harpies at the mallshe got nervy and then got scurvywhen she licked a pirates ballsshe got a canker from a banker,who made a late withdrawalshe lesions from the legionsthat she sucked off like pall mallsher soar throat was from a cream floatshe enjoyed in a bathroom stallshe was a…

They take youAnd they train youThey praise you and berate youThey love you then they hate youThey fuck you then they rape you When the broken come to break youIt’s their fate, to be fake, as they frame you They out gamethen out gain you They comeand they “say hey you You’re so cooli pulled…

listen to your momshe knows bestyou’ve had that onewhy don’t you try the rest?you think you’re blessedto revel in this mess? Don’t have sex with your ex you wanna nail a femalethat’s failed every test?I don’t know what will happenbut I’ve got a good guessyou say she’s changedI’m not impressed! don’t have sex with your…

my baby left me but that’s okwe never would have worked out anywaybut there’s one thing that makes me sayone day, she’s going to pay since she’s been goneI’ve been in a fognot cuz her, but cuz I miss my dog bitchbring me back my dog bitch bring me back my dog I don’t miss…

cars and clothes, stuff to roll or shove up my nosegimme gimme, houses and womenI need more places to commit my sins in gimme gimme, gold and jewelsoh how I love to be amused gimme gimme tons of sexI’ll fuck anyone but hot chicks are best gimme gimme lots of money,for the jokes I tell,…

What if the ants devour me?While the potato salads souring? And the sandwiches are getting old,all stale and cold, covered in mold? What if dessert isway too sweet? What if wild animalscome to eat? What if my lemonadespills overor I’m in the wayof a lawnmower? I’m on my blanket.Ricketing.Panickingwhile picnicking. I’m on my blanket.It’s sickening.I’m…

she scrubbed the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom,all of the halls and walls washed the carpets and laundry, all stains dissolvedand then she mopped the floor, of a huge strip mall had a semester of home work. in one day, did it allwhile shaving her legs, her twat, and my balls she used to feel small. but…

pictures from the DMVbroccoli stuck between your teethgetting a boner the moment you meeta girl you know would rather leave everything’s embarrassingwhen somebody makes more money than mewhen someone’s car cost mine times threewhen some hot girl gives me VDeverything’s embarrassing all the cheap fast food I eathow I look like I sleep in the…