Category: Ridicusick

I asked her, “hey are those things real?”she says, “go ahead and take a feel”I went down like my last mealturns out I was licking steal I thought that she was quite a lookerturns out that she’s a robot hooker how can someone be so perfect?No flesh. no bone. just wires and circuits I got…

I’d pay for a pill to kill this Illnessan intense desirethat disturbs my stillnesswhen I try to sleepmy dream are filled witha glass half full but, oops, I spilled It Every time I start feelinga little happythe clown creeps right upand slaps methat mufti colored motherfucker wont be satisfieduntil the punch linewhen I kick the…

She bitches that she feels like shit. She says she’s done!Then takes a hit. Then drifts offand dreams she quits. Barbara’s on Barbiturates

In my brain, through out my bodyOne Big Fucked up Sex gimp partyIn my mind, Ill break my soulMarijuana-Cocaine-Rock-and-Rolls Have you Hugged your drugs today?Watched your girlfriend go away?As your world goes up In flamesYou’ve only got your bowlTo blame Baby its you I shall anointsoon as I’m done rolling this joint I don’t need…

she needs her nicotine more than she loves mecuz i’ve been gone for weeksand she smokes constantly i tell you the truth, of what i believelove is in your lungs, you only feel it when you breatheyou killing your breath, seems to be the death of me i wish you’d turn to me when you…

everything goes wrong at the strip clubfor a hundred bucks I better get my dick suckedpay how much?not to bust a nut?my dick is drybut I just got fucked look at that stripper as she works the polefrom the ceiling to the groundthen upside down and on the floor see her slithering like a snakethe…

How can I explain Miami best? Imagine all of your friendsBanging your ex First ones first. Next one nextFor ever and ever till no ones left First ones first. Next one next.For ever and ever till no ones left You were self obsessedWith a puffed up chestBut you should expect toHave your self respect wrecked…